you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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