I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
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Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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