Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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