he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
