I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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His hands were made for my vagina.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
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I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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