I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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