I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
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Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
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You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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