U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
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private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
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Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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