we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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