theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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