I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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