i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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