I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
