we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Of course I have a pirate flag
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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