I can't breathe out the right side of my face
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
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working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
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On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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