i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
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You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
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now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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