i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
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Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
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The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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