The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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