do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
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so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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