So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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