You're so nebulous sometimes
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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