I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
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I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
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Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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