he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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