Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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