stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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