I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
