You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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