the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize