Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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