that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
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Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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