why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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