Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
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