thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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