How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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