he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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