Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
