I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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