All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
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Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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