I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
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