love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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