I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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