She's JV to your varsity
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
