Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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