It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Your dad touched me again.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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