so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
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She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
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When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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