Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
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She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
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I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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