YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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