I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
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I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
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I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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