what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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