BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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