help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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