i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
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Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
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Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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