I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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