i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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