I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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