She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
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He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
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I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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