So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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