Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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