I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
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I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
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Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
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