Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
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I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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