So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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