so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I enjoy the company of your penis
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