Barsexuality is the new black.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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